Don't you send me to vm
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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