Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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