I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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