...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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