I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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