Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
