dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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