Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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