I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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