Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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