it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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