I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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