I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
