This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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