There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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