She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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