the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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