why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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