I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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