i don't like sucking hair
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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