HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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