This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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