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You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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