I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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