did you get engaged???
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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