Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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