i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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