some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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