therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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