Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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