No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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