Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Holy sore nipples Batman
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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