Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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