do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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