The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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