Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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