so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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