well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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