you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
She announced her abortion via fbk
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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