i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
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