are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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