I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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