I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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