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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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