how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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