quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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