the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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