It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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