Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Is that strawberry winking at me??
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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