There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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