at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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