she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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