well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
