so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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