I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I will pee on everything he values.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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