I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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