I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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